so who says I can’t eat this damn chocolate cake?
Can I love all of you
I been waiting for this post all my life…..
Speachless. Wet. All in one.
I kind of know the fiancée of one of these girls. Lucky bastard!
where are these women and how can i find them
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
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just gonna stand there and watch me burn
but thats alright because
i like the way it hurts
What kind of drugs were you on when you posted this?
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Steve Harvey knows a thirst trap when he see it
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This one’s nice but I miss photoshop where I could make myself 50 stories tall stomping through a city while breathing fire >.<
putting in a new carpet
The true meaning of Christmas. [x]
Jennifer Lawrence Makes Great First Impressions
Love this woman.
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
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